Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Fantasy Baseball News and Notes

Most monkeys have not yet paid their dues. Just a reminder that they must be in by the draft one week from today or you will be banned from the league.

One monkey who did pay, Captain Crazy of the Chicago Bureau, included the below diagram with his check:Admit it, we all looked like Chipper Jones (in the Chip Caray voice, of course) in the 90's. Except the Truth, who had the Manny thing going on. (Photo credits to McCampus and Charles Rex Arbogast) Finally, the draft order has been set:

1. Maumee McCampus
2. Ghost McGinley
3. Lil' Seizures
4. Art McGregor
5. The Godfather
6. McCainiac McCoffeechugger
7. R. Francis Chicken
8. Brother McGinley
9. Fine Columbian
10. The 1
11. Godsmack
12. mistertrendy

-The Godfather

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Godfather -

Could you resend your address?

- FC

Anonymous said...

i just wanna say that its bull$hit that ive asked multiple times to be a part of this fantasy league and i'm always brushed aside. how do you explain some of these other dipshits when you deny me. just sayin. cpn

Anonymous said...

You're a girl.

-The Godfather

Anonymous said...

haha - hey cpn, why don't you go put together a fantasy trollin' for strappies league.

- GVM straight males

Anonymous said...

YESSSSS ... finally can fulfill my lifelong dream of drafting Chase Utley.

- AMG

Anonymous said...

Edwin Encarnacion bats 4th? Sounds like another last-place finish for the Redlegs!

- Ghost

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure Votto was a player for SF on Bases Loaded 3. No kidding.

-The Godfather

Anonymous said...

Easy E is poised for a monster year. Did you see that guy's stats in the Dominican winter league?

Trust me, they were sick.

In that division, they can contend. As always, the goal is to make it interesting until the Bengals start training camp.

-dr. ole right hander

Anonymous said...

Remember Henry (Incommuni)Cotto?

- ghost