- The Godfather and I spoke Tuesday night about hot chicks we knew that we could definitely see working as a call girl for rich guys in NYC and we both came up with the same name.

- Great coverage on dispatch.com today about the state basketball tournament. I went to my first final four about 16 years ago. I've seen some greats and not so greats. I'm fascinated with the number of schools in the state of Ohio and their distinct fan bases. Going to those things in the mid-1990s was my heaven. Still love it today ... I used to go to all 12 games (in three days), nowadays, I go to five or six. This year, not as many because Ohio State plays tomorrow at 2:30 p.m. I will go to three today (2 p.m., 5:15 p.m. and 8:30 p.m.) and maybe one tomorrow night and one Saturday morning.

- I was in bed last night at 11 p.m. That is REALLY early for me. My new cable box sucks. Time-Warner HD DVRs are terrible. GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM (guide) TIME WARNER! By the way, Comcast is picking up the Big Ten Network. AWESOME!

- Not sure what's going on this weekend.

- HEARD FROM THE 1 LAST NIGHT! We are (supposedly) going to the EGG tomorrow to watch the Buckeye cagers. Any amount of "work stuff" and "headaches" and "concussions" and "work dinners" can get in the way, however.

- Art McGregor