Top Ten Things That are Wrong With This Picture

10. When they say the camera adds 10 lbs., they aren't kidding.

9. Considering he goes to lots of CBJ's games, it's surprising to find out that he's a closet Stars fan.

8. Those chicks are both over 35. Is he trying to get introduced to their daughters or something?

7. I've never seen him wear those jeans before.

6. Not even trying to make the concentration camp face. What's up with that?

5. No Miller Lite in either hand? Disappointing.

4. Must be warm whereever they are to take a picture without the Northface on.

3. He's standing there with two chicks and the Truth isn't standing right behind him? Erroneous!

2. Where's his text message machine?

1. Since when can he grow a beard?

-The Godfather