Wednesday, March 12, 2008

"What's up ladies? What's up sluts?" is the most underrated movie line. It comes from Jay in the movie "Clerks." I'd like to start every post with that line. No, not really.

- Had a nice dinner yesterday with The Godfather. Came home and trendy (again) failed to turn off any lights in our house. He did iron my suitski and shirt on Monday night so I'll give him a pass on this one.

- David Cook is thus far my favorite on "American Idol." David "Adam" Archuleta forgot the words and if it was anyone else, he'd be kicked off. I'd like to see a final between Brooke White and David Cook. I'd also like to see trendy be a white cook at my house since he doesn't pay rent and always leaves the lights and television on whenever he sleeps over (seven nights a week).

- Getting really excited for this weekend. Basketball games at the Schott, no McGinley or The Godfather ... it's going to be fun times at the OK Whore-ale. Probably start hitting up the Truth tomorrow night.

- The Godfather and I had a tiny memorial service last night for our tin... for our friend The 1 last night. After struggling through 211 straight "long weeks" and 6,854 hours of "work stuff," The 1 passed away at a "work dinner" from a "headache" suffered while "shredding" in Seven Hills or one of the other 31 weekends he went "snowboarding."

"I'm just tired man, see you at the 182 most likely ... if I go out ... ," he said on his deathbed. He was 31.

He is survived by his loving girlfriend in Powell.

- Championship Week pretty much starts today at noon ... teams to root against today/tonight ... Syracuse, Arizona, West Virginia. If the Buckeyes win on Friday, they're in the tourney ... if not, we're not.

- The Houston Sunny CRockets have won 19 games in a row. That's amazing. The Miami Heat at one point this season lost 26 of 27. Also amazing.

- Art McGregor

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmm. sucks to be you. i had a lively, engaging chat with uno at the ocho last night. great to see him out and about. - cpn.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he had a bad lunch at PF Changs or didn't like that I did like the Cavs trade. But I haven't heard from The 1 since. (!!)

RIP UNO

- AMG

Anonymous said...

Bo Bice!

-Bo Bice

Anonymous said...

wha hoo wha hoo wha hoo Bo Bice!

- Seats Near Owners Box

Anonymous said...

maybe you could start turning the lights out in your bedroom, the hallway, the bathroom and downstairs when you leave for work.
and maybe if trendy stopped paying for your dinners out and bar tabs he would give towards the electric bill.
- a bitter misses trendy

Anonymous said...

When's the last time trendy paid my bar tab? January? I think the last (only) three times we've gone out this year in 2008, he hasn't bought me one beer. I went out with him on Saturday, Jan. 28 (I paid) and another random time in February (neither paid).

I think one or two dinners per month at Max & Erma's ($13-$15 top), is a fair trade off for free room 29-30 nights a month.

missestrendy, you may think you're ALWAYS right ... but sometimes, in rare cases, you're actually wrong. i know this is a huge news shock to you.

- AMG

Anonymous said...

... And free laundry service twice a week. And random bouts of 3 a.m. sickness, 40-minute trips to the bathroom and who can forget the beeping on his cell phone when he has a missed call from you at 3:45 a.m. ... when he's downstairs and you're upstairs.

Anonymous said...

Just do what I do when a mooch moves into your crib and never pays rent: Wear his Gucci shoes, Prada shoes and belts, Purple label shirts, and degronkulously expensive cuff links and watches (one of which cost more than my car).

Look like a million while he saves a million.in rent and utilities.

- ghost

Anonymous said...

fuck the rockets.

-1994 New York Knicks

Anonymous said...

what i do for you on a daily basis doesn't even come close to comparing what you have to put up with with trendy. where should i begin, i clean the entire house (minus your room), take out the garbage 99.9% of the time, put every utensil/plate/cup you use into the dishwasher,run/unload dishwasher, buy everything this house needs 95.9% of the time, i have to do your hair, occasionally am your taxi, pay more rent, be your personal shopper... the list could go on and on...

you will never find a new roommate as good as me ~ good luck!

- misses trendy

Anonymous said...

ps you are ungrateful

- misses trendy

Anonymous said...

Looks like Festivus came early this year at the AMG/trendy's house.

-The Godfather

Anonymous said...

i heart kelvin watson.

Anonymous said...

Wait, which is the married couple, trendy and missestrendy, or missestrendy and Art McDryfire?

That exchange sounds eerily like every single relationship I've ever had with a female in my entire life.

- ghost

Anonymous said...

nice work missestrendy! amg loves to complain so much, that when you and mistertrendy leave, he will complain that you are gone! it will be fun to direct him to this post at that time. - cpn.